Spacy Shorts?  What the hell is that?  Thanks for asking.  One time, many years ago, this is the name to which a spellchecker changed my name, and it stuck.  It’s been one of my nicknames ever since.  I mean, come on.  It’s genius.

About me.  Hmmm.  Who writes these things?  Is there a service that can just auto-generate this blurb based on my years on the planet thus far?  No?  Alrighty then… Let me noodle on it and fill this in later.